Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic Hitwoman Books in Order

After a car accident leaves Maggie able to talk to a lizard, she takes mob work to pay for her injured niece's care. With a murder mentor, meddling aunts, and a conscience she cannot shut off, her new job gets messy fast.

Maggie is still taking desperate jobs to pay for her niece's care, but now a looming hit, a bridezilla best friend, and talking animals are making life even harder. Being a reluctant assassin was never going to stay simple.

Maggie is asked to kill a cop, and things get worse when she learns the target is a man she once dated. As she and Patrick dig deeper, the mystery begins circling her father and her family.

After Maggie's apartment is blown up, she is forced back into her aunts' bed-and-breakfast, where feds, odd guests, and danger are already waiting. To stay alive, she has to solve a string of bombings without exposing herself.

In this shorter adventure, Maggie heads to Atlantic City to help Patrick steal something from a professional thief. It is a risky gamble for a woman who has never had much luck in love or money.

Maggie's father has vanished from Witness Protection, her sister is terrified, and law enforcement is closing in from all sides. With help from friends, pets, and almost-allies, she tries to keep everyone safe.

Patrick Mulligan wants Maggie to find out who poisoned him before it is too late. While trying to save him, she is also juggling a mob delivery, a nosy reporter, and other people's dangerous love lives.

Maggie learns the sister she thought was dead might be alive, but her bosses keep piling on impossible demands. To find the truth, she has to survive a new partner, a dangerous mission, and her usual chaos.

Katie is finally coming home, Maggie is starting a new job, and her aunt has hired an ex-Navy manny to help. While adjusting to instant parenthood, Maggie also digs into her sister's disappearance and a violent new threat.

A spiritual retreat is supposed to be Maggie's cover for a hit, but the trip brings a strange roommate, a spoon, and a chance to save a life. At the same time, God keeps pushing her to face her past.

Katie is finally coming home from the hospital, but Maggie can barely celebrate because Armani has been kidnapped. With only cryptic clues and her animal sidekicks, Maggie goes after her friend anyway.

Maggie is determined to hold her family together, even if that means escaping a loony bin and stopping the man hunting her sister. With help from friends, lovers, and bickering pets, the stakes have never been higher.

Valentine's Day becomes Maggie's personal nightmare when she is stuck at a lingerie shop, drafted into a school party, and hunting a killer known as the Cupid Killer. All she really wants is a lead on her missing sister.

Maggie's escaped mother may be robbing people for ice cream money, a mob boss wants his daughter sprung from a mental hospital, and someone keeps trying to kill her. It is more than even Maggie can handle gracefully.

Maggie's newest target is a ruthless sniper, but killing him is complicated by the fact that a redheaded detective is assigned to protect him. Family strain, pet chaos, and danger crowd in from every side.

Chaperoning her niece's class trip sounds bad enough before the doppelganger, runaway horses, and talking lizard in her bra show up. Meanwhile, Maggie is trying to save an innocent boy and survive fresh family drama.

Maggie thinks a road trip with Armani might give her a break from family chaos. Instead she gets tangled in a theft, faces her cat's abusive former owner, and uncovers revelations that shake her world.

Armani's spirit guides have deserted her just when she needs them most, and Maggie gets stuck playing babysitter and investigator. Then someone shoots her crow friend Mike, and the stakes climb fast.

Maggie is searching for not one missing relative, but two, with help from Armani and her ever-growing crew of talking pets. A mob assignment and a date with the hot manny only make the mess more complicated.

Angel Delveccio, one of the good guys in Maggie's upside-down world, seems to be in real trouble. While trying to help him, Maggie is also managing household chaos, a human skull, and fresh danger from all sides.

Maggie tries to reunite a young boy with his mother while her own family begins to crack under grief and pressure. With a missing skull and mutinous animals in the mix, saving everyone may be impossible.

Maggie is tripping over bodies while her family loses its home, Armani loses her psychic mojo, and custody of Katie hangs in the balance. A new mob job and a buried family secret make things even worse.

When an evil spirit threatens Katie, Maggie will do whatever it takes to protect her, even join an exorcism. That means grave robbing, magical ingredients, mob pressure, and one of her strangest jobs yet.

Maggie's latest cover job lands her in a loud, chaotic kids' game center while she tackles her first PI case. Off the clock, she is still dealing with family drama, mob trouble, and a dangerous poker game.

When Delveccio is framed for murder, Maggie and her menagerie have to prove he is innocent. At the same time, the threat against her entire family is growing harder and harder to ignore.

Maggie has done plenty of questionable things, but stealing a child's teddy bear is a new low. Delveccio's ridiculous job quickly becomes another dangerous balancing act full of mob pressure and trouble.

A long-ago promise comes due when Maggie's old friend Mia turns up desperate for help after her husband disappears with their money. As Maggie investigates, Armani predicts death, and the warning is hard to ignore.

To repay a debt, Maggie takes a job in a dentist's office so she can get close to a safe for the mysterious Ms. Whitehat. What sounds simple quickly turns into another exhausting, high-risk mission.

After helping an elderly stranger, Maggie winds up working as a courier for the man's wealthy son. The favor drags her into another risky tangle where a simple delivery is anything but simple.

When her boyfriend vanishes, Maggie wants to drop everything and search for him. Instead she is juggling worried friends, family obligations, and a weekend of babysitting that makes sleuthing much harder than usual.

Maggie agrees to help retired U.S. Marshal Lawrence Griswald find out why his private investigator license is being delayed. What should be simple sends her into a morgue, toward a killer, and deep into another chaotic case.

Maggie's half-brother has landed in trouble with a dangerous figure known as the Security Guard. When the same man becomes a problem for Delveccio, Maggie is pulled into a family crisis with deadly stakes.

Maggie is promised a pet-friendly romantic getaway with gourmet food, booze, and massages. Instead she gets bizarre guests, a missing couple, a human skull, and someone trying very hard to kill her.

When Armani Vasquez plans a girls' night out, Maggie expects noise, drama, and bad decisions. She does not expect the evening to spiral into another dangerous mess that tests her patience, loyalty, and luck.