Rotten School Books in Order

Jennifer Ecch joins the boys' football team and makes it almost impossible to lose. Bernie Bridges realizes that winning means facing the terrifying Bone Breakers, so he starts looking for a way to stop his team's success.

Bernie Bridges wants spoiled Sherman Oaks's remarkable watch and thinks a pie-eating contest will help him get it. Rotten House faces Nyce House over piles of blueberry pies, with victory depending on some very queasy stomachs.

Bernie Bridges promises to behave for a whole week if April-May June will attend the dance with him. Keeping that promise proves difficult when an irresistible, forbidden slug race threatens to spoil his chance at romance.

Bernie Bridges keeps his dog Gassy in his room, despite Rotten School's ban on pets. Sherman Oaks knows his secret, and the dog's terrible smell makes hiding him increasingly difficult as Bernie tries to avoid trouble.

Bully Joe Sweety targets Chipmunk after a disastrous class trip. Bernie Bridges learns that Joe fears ghosts and plans a fake haunting, hoping spooky messages and slime will make him stop tormenting his friend.

Bernie expects April-May June to invite him to the school dance, but Jennifer Ecch asks instead. Desperate to escape her devotion, he devises increasingly disgusting ways to convince her that he would make a terrible date.

Bernie Bridges needs shy guitarist Chipmunk to help Rotten House win the school's talent contest. Determined to beat Sherman Oaks and Nyce House, Bernie pushes his friend toward the stage despite Chipmunk's fear of performing in public.

Belzer's parents want to withdraw him from Rotten School, so Bernie tries to make him win the prize for most outstanding fourth-grader. Rival Sherman Oaks wants the same award, turning Bernie's rescue plan into a difficult competition.

Bernie is forced to share his room with Angel Goodeboy, whose innocent appearance wins over the adults. When Angel takes over Bernie's space, friends, and girlfriend, Bernie must find a way to expose his supposedly perfect roommate.

Mrs Heinie gives up on Bernie's misbehaving classmates and is replaced by the strict Mr Skruloose. With excessive homework interfering in the school's annual Water War, Bernie devises a scheme to remove him and bring their old teacher back.

Bernie discovers that his friends are paying Sherman Oaks to play characters in a video game. Hoping to outsmart his rival, he plans to bring the imaginary warriors to life, risking a battle that could close Rotten School.

Bernie's parrot Lippy seems to bring extraordinary luck until his friends touch the bird and everything goes wrong. Giving Lippy to Sherman Oaks appears to solve the problem, but Bernie's rival suddenly enjoys the success Bernie has lost.

Bernie wants to be named Rotten School's most popular student, but arranging photographs of his popularity fails. He decides a huge birthday party will prove his case, creating an occasion that may bring surprises beyond the recognition he expects.

Students across Rotten School make horror movies for a chance to appear in a famous director's next film. Bernie wants to produce the scariest entry, but his filmmaking schemes turn Halloween into an increasingly alarming competition.

An invention contest gives Bernie and his friends a chance to visit the wealthy Preppy Prep Prep school. After winning their preliminary round, they need another creation and discover that their rich competitors are even sneakier than they are.

Bernie tries to profit by selling shirts featuring the cartoon hero Stupid Chicken. His plan becomes troublesome when half the school prefers rival character Drastic Duck, placing him in the middle of a battle between competing fans.